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14 February 2005

Top 25 Slogans for National Condom Week

  1. Cover your stump before you hump.
  2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
  3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
  4. When in doubt, shroud your sprout.
  5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
  6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
  7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
  8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
  9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
  10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
  11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
  12. If you go into heat, package your meat.
  13. While you're undressing Venus, dress up that penis.
  14. When you take off her pants and blouse, dress up your trouser mouse.
  15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
  16. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
  17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
  18. The right selection! Protect your erection!
  19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
  20. A crank with armor will never harm her.
  21. If you really love her, wear a cover.
  22. Don't make a mistake, muzzle your snake.
  23. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
  24. If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
  25. No glove, no love!
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Re: Top 25 Slogans for National Condom Week
if the river runs red take the dirt track instead
Posted by joe on January 3, 2007 at 12:54 PM

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