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20 June 2007

The Parrot (joke)

There was this quiet, conservative man who happened to  own a parrot. Unfortunately for the man, this parrot swore like a sailor. He would swear for five minutes straight without  repeating himself. This bird's foul mouth was driving the man  crazy. One day, it just got to be too much.

The guy grabbed the bird by the neck, shook him really hard,  and yelled "QUIT IT!" But this just made the bird mad and  he would start swearing even more.

The guy finally got fed up and said, "OK for you" and locked  the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This only aggravated the parrot who contined to claw and scratch the cabinet while he cursed even  louder than before with a stream of swearing that would make a  sailor blush.

At that point the guy became so mad that he threw the parrot  into the freezer!

For the first few seconds the bird started swearing at words  at the top of his lungs

He kicked and clawed and thrashed all about the place. Then it suddenly became VERY quiet. At first the guy just waited,  but then he started to think that the bird might be hurt.

After a couple of minutes of silence, he became so worried  that he opened the freezer door. The bird calmly climbed on  the man's out-stretched arm and said, "Awfully sorry about all the trouble I gave you. I'll do my  best to improve my vocabulary from now on."

The man was astounded. He couldn't understand the transformation  that had come over the parrot.

Then the parrot said, "By the way, what did the chicken do?" 

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