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19 June 2007

Truly Deep Thoughts

Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax
cut saves you 30*?

Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to
where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe
we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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Re: Truly Deep Thoughts
I find the number one thought to be inapropiate
Posted by Jose Gregorio Salina on June 28, 2007 at 6:18 AM

Re: Truly Deep Thoughts
This is good stuff. I have often thought about life being a sexually transmitted disease, one that we will all die from eventually. (okay, I really think life is awesome, but you brought it up).

Really love the "make him a sandwich"!
Posted by Kevin Parker on July 6, 2007 at 4:29 AM

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