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19 June 2007

Truly Deep Thoughts

Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax
cut saves you 30*?

Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to
where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe
we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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Re: Truly Deep Thoughts
I find the number one thought to be inapropiate
Posted by Jose Gregorio Salina on June 28, 2007 at 6:18 AM

Re: Truly Deep Thoughts
This is good stuff. I have often thought about life being a sexually transmitted disease, one that we will all die from eventually. (okay, I really think life is awesome, but you brought it up).

Really love the "make him a sandwich"!
Posted by Kevin Parker on July 6, 2007 at 4:29 AM

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