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05 February 2008

How many ACC Students does it take to change a light bulb?

  • At Duke it takes two - One to change the light bulb, and one to write a study showing how they did it every bit as well as those Ivy League schools.
  • At Carolina it takes three - one to change the bulb, and two to throw the old bulb at the Duke students.
  • At Wake Forest it only takes one. The other 5 students are all busy doing other stuff.
  • At North Carolina State it takes nine - three to demand that the bulb be fired even though it's still working, five to track incoming flights containing possible replacement bulbs, and one to change the bulb,
  • At Maryland, they don't change bulbs because they think that's something Duke does.
  • At Boston College, it takes one to change the bulb, and three to complain about how nobody in Boston cares.
  • At Florida State, nobody really knows, but everyone praises Bobby Bowden for getting it done.
  • At Miami, the students don't change light bulbs - the cubans do it while the students are down at south beach.
  • At Georgia Tech, it only takes one, and he’ll not only change the light bulb but will figure out how to power most of metro Atlanta in the process.
  • At Clemson, no one can confirm that they even have electricity.
  • At Virginia, it takes 3 - one to change the light bulb, one to fashion the old light bulb into a bong and the third to score some really good shit.
  • At Virginia Tech, it takes one - but only after football season is over.
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