A Day Off
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Humor
So, you want the day off?
Let's take a moment to look at what you are asking for.
- There are 365 days available for work.
- There are 52 weeks per year of which you already have 2 days off each weekend, leaving 261 days left available for work.
- Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work that accounts for 170 days. There are 91 left available for work.
- You spend 30 minutes each day on breaks that accounts for 23 days a year, leaving 68 days available for work.
- You spend 1 hour a day at lunch, that that accounts for another 46 days per year leaving 22 days available for work.
- You spend 2 days per year on sick leave, leaving 20 days available for work.
- You take 9 holidays per year, leaving 11 days available for work.
- You take 10 days vacation each year, leaving 1 day left available for work.
NO WAY are you getting that day off!
Posted by rickroot at 10:47 AM | Link | 5 comments