Good joke, bad timing
911 dispatcher reprimanded for wisecrack.
Did y'all here about this one? Some busybody mom comes home from work one day to find that her two teenage daughters had been fighting. One of them kicked a hole in the wall. They weren't fighting anymore. There was no blood, or anything like that. I think she just wanted to scare her kids.
So she calls 911.
Yes, the emergency hot line. When you're being robbed, or your house is on fire, or someone has had a heart attack, you call 911.
Anyway, the 911 operator listens to her story, and in a complete deadpan voice, says:
So, do you want us to come out and shoot her?
Apparently, the busybody mother was not pleased, and she railed into the guy and complained to his supervisors. So the manager reprimands him and lets the entire group know that if anything like that ever happens again, whoever does it will be fired.
But we all know behind the scenes, they're all laughing their asses off.