Some German Chick Is Trying To Hot Chat Me

first let me say that I don't speak german, and I don't do hot chats.

The other day I accepted an ICQ message from someone who does not speak english.  I used babelfish (an online translator) to do some translations and had a minimal conversation with her but the communication was poor and I said goodbye.

She messaged me again today, and I thought I'd share the translation of our chat transcript with you.

(13:40:04) 229907403: hi ric ich bins jill
(13:40:26) Rick Root ICQ: hi
(13:40:59) 229907403: wie alt biste noch mal
(13:41:14) 229907403: über 20 ne
(13:44:16) Rick Root ICQ: Ich bin traurig, aber ich verstehe nicht.
(13:44:54) 229907403: wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssss ich auch nich
(13:45:48) Rick Root ICQ: What is nich?
(13:46:36) Rick Root ICQ: "which I also don't"?
(13:46:50) 229907403: egal ich verstehe nichts
(13:47:43) Rick Root ICQ: Where are you from?
(13:48:00) 229907403: deutschland
(13:48:06) 229907403: und du
(13:48:25) Rick Root ICQ: North Carolina, in the United States
(13:50:14) 229907403: und warum schreibst du dann auf deutsch
(13:51:15) Rick Root ICQ: Weil Sie Deutsches sprechen. Ich benutze einen Übersetzer.
(13:51:25) Rick Root ICQ: http://babelfish.altavista.com
(13:52:02) Rick Root ICQ: Aber einige der Wörter, die Sie verwenden, übersetzen nicht gut.
(13:53:11) 229907403: verarsch mich nich
(13:56:27) Rick Root ICQ: Ah, you must be a dirty girl.

You see, that last line translates to "ass me nich" ... I don't know what "nich" means but after doing a google search for "Verarsch mich" it seems that all of the sites with that phrase are porn sites.

Learn something new every day.