Politically Correct Jargon
What you SHOULD be saying...
Categories: Humor
In this age of political correctness, we understand that sometimes you don't know how to say what you want to say without offending someone, so we've compiled a list of politically correct terminology that you can use in every-day conversation.
- panhandler: unaffiliated applicant for private-sector funding.
- serial-killer: person with difficult-to-meet needs.
- dirty old man: sexually focused chronologically gifted individual.
- lazy: motivationally deficient.
- fat: horizontally challenged.
- fail: acheive a deficiency.
- dishonest: ethically disoriented.
- bald: follicularly challenged.
- clumsy: uniquely coordinated.
- perverted: sexually dysfunctional.
- body odor: nondiscretionary fragrance.
- alive: temporarily metabolically abled.
- worst: least best.
- wrong: differently logical.
- ugly: cosmetically different.
- unemployed: involuntarily leisured.
- short: vertically challanged.
- dead: living impaired.
- vagrant: nonspecifically destinationed individual.
- spendthrift: negative saver.
- stoned: chemically inconvenienced.
- pregnant: parasitically opressed.
- ignorant: knowledge-based nonpossessor.
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