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14 February 2005

The Horse Joke

So there are these two horses. They're race horses. They're names are big horse and little horse. They love to race and race and race, but big horse always beats little horse.

Chagrinned by his constant defeat, he gets all pissed off and decides that he won't stand for this abuse any longer, so he starts working out, lifting weights, and beating his personal best on the track. He and big horse race again, and for the first quarter of the race, he's beating big horse, but then big horse runs past him and stays ahead for the rest of the race.

Little horse feels more determined than eveer now, and he starts practicing even harder. He's got a punching bag, some weights to lift and all sorts of nutty shit. Bottom line is, Big Horse has to lose. They race again. For the 1st half of the race little horse is winning but then big horse runs byu him and stays ahead for the rest of the race.

There is nothing that Little Horse won't do foor the titlew now. He starts taking steroids, and his testicles shrivel up like lil cherries, and he's got this conviction, and he knows he's gonna win. They race again. For three quarters of the race, Little horse is winning, but big hose passes him buy in the last quarter.

So big horse is walking back to the stable and this dog walks up to him and says "Big horse, how come you always let little horse win for a while, but then pass him by."

Big horse jumps back in surprise and says "Holy shit! A talking dog!"

Posted by rickroot at 2:45 PM | Link | 7 comments
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Re: The Horse Joke
i dont get it...what is up with that??? a confusing joke...if you get it....tell me cause i wanna know..
a confused citizen: ariel
Posted by Ariel Clark on May 24, 2005 at 11:08 PM

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This joke is so stupid. The end of it doesn't make any sence. Why does Big horse kept winning?
Posted by Rose on May 29, 2005 at 11:11 PM

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What the hell???that made no frickin sense????that was an extremely gay joke!
Posted by confussed on June 7, 2005 at 3:32 PM

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That was funny. I totally get it.
Posted by Alex Nachman on May 22, 2006 at 4:57 PM

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You people really don't get it, do you? The joke isn't about the horses... The horses are just the build up... The horses are racing and taking steroids and doing all this other stuff, so you are building up the horses and then the dog comes in. The irony is that horse is surprised that a dog is talking, when the horse can talk as well, and can take steroids and whatnot. The joke builds you up for this big punchline that you are expecting and then, WHAM!!!, you get an uppercut finale that makes the whole joke a senseless build-up. The joke is on you, fools!
Posted by pete on October 19, 2006 at 3:46 PM

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And that's why I think it's freakin' hilarious!
Posted by rickroot on October 19, 2006 at 4:05 PM

Re: The Horse Joke
Pete is right! duhh.......
Posted by Neigh on July 16, 2007 at 7:20 PM

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