The Top 15 Potential Problems With Cloning Humans
Categories: Humor
- Harder than ever to land a role in those new Wrigley's commercials featuring the Doublemint Octuplets.
- Two words: Gilbert Gottfried(s)
- Any scientific advancement that stems from the result of Scottish people doing strange things to sheep is bound to have dire consequences.
- In mere weeks, Bill Gates (v1.0, v1.2, v2.0, v3.0, v3.1 & v5.0) has all the money on the entire planet.
- Hillary's husband discovers true multiple orgasms.
- If you think there are too many idiots shouting "Show me the money!" on every occasion now, just wait.
- Rush Limbaugh takes his self-affection to a whole new level, and suddenly is IN FAVOR of same-sex marriages.
- "Penn & Penn & Teller & Teller & Teller & Penn & Penn & Teller & Penn" much harder to fit on comedy club marquee.
- And you think it's hard to find your size now!
- 18-month waiting list for George Clooney and Cindy Crawford clones.
- "Alternative" radio filled with even more Nirvana clones.
- And the final score: the New York Gretzkys - 408, the Pittsburgh Lemieuxs - 399.
- Can no longer count on the Grim Reaper to get Jesse Helms out of office.
- Those apocalyptic words: "Ladies & Gentlemen: The John Tesh Philharmonic Orchestra!"
- Seventeen Mark Fuhrmans, and suddenly OJ's defense doesn't seem quite as far-fetched.
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