Top 25 Slogans for National Condom Week
Categories: Humor
- Cover your stump before you hump.
- Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
- Don't be silly, protect your willy.
- When in doubt, shroud your sprout.
- Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
- You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
- If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
- If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
- If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
- It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
- She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
- If you go into heat, package your meat.
- While you're undressing Venus, dress up that penis.
- When you take off her pants and blouse, dress up your trouser mouse.
- Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
- Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
- Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
- The right selection! Protect your erection!
- Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
- A crank with armor will never harm her.
- If you really love her, wear a cover.
- Don't make a mistake, muzzle your snake.
- Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
- If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
- No glove, no love!
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Re: Top 25 Slogans for National Condom Week
if the river runs red take the dirt track instead
Posted by joe on January 3, 2007 at 12:54 PM