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08 November 2007

Nine words and phrases women use that men confuse

Nine words women use...

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are Right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. This is the same five minutes that are left in a football game before a man can do chores around the house.
Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing, usually end in fine. ( refer to #1 for the meaning of Fine).
Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Do Not Do It!
Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing).
That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants you to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
Whatever
Is a women's way of saying ^#*@ You!
Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's Wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.

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